What happens when you combine my love for Jungle Girl pulp comics along with the freaking annoying multiple requests for me to do a damn Rae/BB picture? This. The pose is inspired from an awesome All Top Rulah the Jungle Goddess cover in which she's fighting an octopus. (BTW, Rulah is freaking awesome.) Perfect satire for my favorite character (Raven) slaying my least favorite (Beast Bitch) in Teen Titans animated.
Rulah, the Jungle Goddess was created by Matt Baker. Beast Bitch was created by Arnold Drake and Bob Brown. Raven was created by Marv Wolfman and George Perez. Both characters are owned by DC Comics and are drawn in Glen Murakami's Teen Titans style... sorta.
So, why do I hate Beast Bitch so much? (Most people who ask me this are referring to the animated version from the Teen Titans TV series) He's a comic relief that isn't funny, he constantly has snot or drool coming out of his mouth, he's selfish and self absorbed, he's got the coolest power in the world but never uses it effectively, and he messes up plans constantly yet is always forgiven without second thought.
Not only all that, but Beast Bitch had TWO season arcs out of five devoted to him, while Starfire gets none, and he had the most episodes. The last show is even about him.
And here's the worst of it, Beast Bitch a womanizer. Even in the animated series, he chases skirts all the time yet (according to his fan-girls) he has at the very least two gfs. (Terra and Raven) They constantly pair him with Raven, even though she was only nice to him in ONE episode. In the animated show's canon it really makes no sense for fans to shove them together because she hugged him once. Add to the fact that Beast Bitch has Terra. Who'd Cyborg get? Vague hints with Bumblebee and some prehistoric girl he'd never see again in a one-off episode. No Beast Bitch needs two girls.
People LOVE to bring up the fact that Beast Bitch and Raven were a couple in the comics. Raven was also a couple with Kid Flash and Nightwing. Not only that but in the comics they barely are a couple as she keeps dumping him. Point is Beast Bitch has been with others longer than Raven... Flamebird for example. (And if we're really counting the comics, then Terra and Deathstroke (Slade) were having sex even though she was a pre-teen. Something to consider.)
And lets not even get into why he blows in the comic! If you think he's bad in the show, all of this amped up in the comic in an ultra dramatic fashion, especially him being sexist. Because the comic version is more serious than the animated show, you get all the bad mentioned before, combined with him being moody and melodramatic. And this douche bag probably has more relationships than anyone (other than Nightwing, who actually is a good person).
But what really drives me up the wall about Beast Bitch are his fans. He can do no wrong, longing after Terra while hitting on Raven in the same episode. He's a dickcheese. His voice is annoying, He's impolite, he's unfunny, and he's self centered. So fuck Beast Bitch. I hate him.
Some facts about octopus sex: A male octopus has a penis for an arm. It loses its penis arm after intercourse. Then dies a few months later.
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